Frank Sinatra
One bottle each: Absolute, Jack Daniel’s, Chivas Regal, Courvoisier, Beefeater Gin, white wine, red wine. Twenty-four chilled jumbo shrimp, Life Savers, cough drops.
Beyoncé
Juicy baked chicken, heavily seasoned: garlic, sea salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.
Axl Rose
Fresh Wonder Bread (white), Dom Perignon
Busta Rhymes
Twenty-four pieces of fried chicken, Rough Rider condoms, Guinness.
Billy Idol
One tub I can’t believe it’s not Butter!, Pepperidge Farms Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Lady Gaga
Small plate of cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.
Britney Spears
Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.
Nine Inch Nails
Two boxes of corn starch.
Foo Fighters
Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.
Mariah Carey
Cristal Champagne, bendy straws.
Marilyn Manson
Gummi bears.
Prince
Coffee and tea setup, including honey, lemon, sugar, cream, fresh ginger root. Physician will be used to administer a B-12 injection.
New Kids On The Block
Häagen-Dazs ice cream, Oreo cookies.
Van Halen
Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones).
Rihanna
Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, at any time throughout the day.
One bottle each: Absolute, Jack Daniel’s, Chivas Regal, Courvoisier, Beefeater Gin, white wine, red wine. Twenty-four chilled jumbo shrimp, Life Savers, cough drops.
Beyoncé
Juicy baked chicken, heavily seasoned: garlic, sea salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.
Axl Rose
Fresh Wonder Bread (white), Dom Perignon
Busta Rhymes
Twenty-four pieces of fried chicken, Rough Rider condoms, Guinness.
Billy Idol
One tub I can’t believe it’s not Butter!, Pepperidge Farms Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Lady Gaga
Small plate of cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.
Britney Spears
Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.
Nine Inch Nails
Two boxes of corn starch.
Foo Fighters
Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.
Mariah Carey
Cristal Champagne, bendy straws.
Marilyn Manson
Gummi bears.
Prince
Coffee and tea setup, including honey, lemon, sugar, cream, fresh ginger root. Physician will be used to administer a B-12 injection.
New Kids On The Block
Häagen-Dazs ice cream, Oreo cookies.
Van Halen
Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones).
Rihanna
Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, at any time throughout the day.
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