One of the staple gifts a man gets for his girlfriend or wife each Christmas is naughty lingerie from Victoria's Secret. The only problem is that their lingerie is cheaply made and the gift can be a gigantic failure because it tends to look akward on normal-sized women who eat more than a bowl of hot water every day. While I can't speak from personal experience, I have to imagine that there's nothing that can ruin Christmas faster than witnessing a chubby lady wearing some fancy Victoria's Secret lingerie.
#10 Victoria's Secret "Me, Me, Me" Christmas - Call me crazy, but it seems to me that this commercial is implying that a lot of women are starting to become selfish?
#9 Christmas Pajama Party - Because Victoria's Secret Angel pajama parties are the next best thing to "Victoria's Secret Angels baking Ore Ida crinkle cut french fries in the nude" parties.
#8 Alesandra Ambrosio Rocks Her Santa Hat - Hot girls wearing Santa hats is almost as hot as hot girls wearing baseball caps.
#7 Victoria's Secret Angels In The Sky - It's the next best thing to seeing clouds shaped like boobs.
#6 Thrill Me - I wonder if they get thrilled by watching guys play Black Ops while eating spaghetti?
#5 What's Your Christmas Fantasy? - That's easy, two Victoria's Secret chicks at the same time.
#4 Give Me, Give Me - I wish somebody told me that Victoria's Secret models were this needy.
#3 Heidi Klum Is Santa's Baby - It really is time for Santa Claus to be replaced and Heidi might be the one to replace him.
#2 Angels In Red Dresses Stairway Box Swapping - Nothing like watching some Angels doing so good old Christmas yankee swap.
#1 Michael Bay's "One Gift. A Thousand Fantasies" - I don't know about you, but I always think of fire-breathing clowns and helicopters when I think of Christmas.
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