These bizarre smuggling stories are actually all true and you have to wonder what these people were thinking. A 27 year old lady from Scranton, Pennsylvania proved to have an impressive treasure trove in her vagina. It contained 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty baggies, 8.5 Xanax pills, and $51.22. A man in India was caught smuggling 300 grams of gold in his butt (197 pendants made of 20-carat gold). And transporting gold isn't illegal--he did it because he didn't want to pay the tax. A female visitor at the San Salvador prison tried to smuggle a M67 grenade for her boyfriend. She hid it in her vagina. A man in Florida would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for a part of a condom sticking out of his anus. The contents included: 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, a flint, 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle, a lip balm container, 1 unused condom (in addition to the carryon condom, which was discarded as biohazard waste), a CVS receipt and a pa