Multiple Electric Vibrator (Scalp massager) Head massages feel awesome, and no one can deny that. But would you ever strap an electric vibrating massager to your scalp? The "Multiple Electric Vibrator" uses 480 little nubs to rub your scalp, stimulating blood flow and supposedly ridding you of dandruff and loose hair. Shake it up! Egg Cuber What kind of a chicken lays a square egg? This nifty, easy to use egg cuber was designed to transform a round, hardboiled egg into a square egg. Horse Exercise Machine A vibrating horse? Now that's kinky. As the ad suggests, you can proudly display this 3-foot vibrator in your home under the pretenses that it is an exercise machine. But really, the hidden meaning of that second bullet point is the one and only reason to buy this product: "It invigorates the system by bringing all the vital organs into inspiriting action." Oh yeah, and it's also listed as a cure for hysteria, which was often diagnosed in wom